Currently consoling myself that Consequence only has Pydia in the relationship tags…
when thinking about your ot3, consider this:
• which two team up to try and stop the other from buying ugly furniture for the house?
• which one is always bringing home silly hats to put on the more serious partner’s head?
• which one is constantly talking with their mouth full, and which partner gets offended by their bad manners?
• who does the taxes
• who tries to help with the taxes and only makes it more difficult
• which partner is morally against paying taxes
and we’re Pydian sweetheart
I think I already some of these but it never hurts to do it again.
- Jordan is never, ever, allowed to buy anything furniture related, his tastes sadly run towards frat house/ bachelor pad, and it always horrifies Peter and Lydia.
- Jordan, thought at least Lydia and Peter are more bemused than anything else by his fashion sense. Lydia has a hold folder of pictures of Peter in ridiculous hats.
- They all have too much self-restraint to chew with their mouths open…that being said, Jordan sometimes does it because he knows it drives the other two mad and he knows exactly what they’ll do for punishment
ha ha ha I love finance!Pydian thoughts.
Peter is useless when it comes to money. Jordan and Lydia keep him away from any sort of financial decision.
They kindly remind him how he lost 117 million dollar worth of bearer bonds. “Yeah, well at least I never had to pay taxes!”
He he he. Yep Lydia does the taxes. She is the maths genius after all!
Jordan of course tries to help. He feels bad; it is his taxes after all he should be doing something.
I’d feel like Lydia would be so frustrated she’d eventually snap and send him out of the room so she can work it out in peace. Before he met her Jordan was paying out money during tax time. Now he gets money back.
I’d imagine Jordan leaving the office and just sitting next to Peter, mildly shocked and offended by Lydia’s outburst and Peter taunting him. “I told you to leave it alone.” ha ha ha they would just bitch and moan for the rest of the evening until Lydia is done.
Also I love the idea of Jordan being cheeky just to piss the two of them off. I think that would also extend to decorating the house. Like he would find a ghastly figurine or something and place it on the bookshelf and he’d just wait for someone to find it.
Or maybe he just has that one poster or wall decoration that he adores but Peter and Lydia hate it with a fiery passion! But he insists that he wants it on display. Every time they take it down, he’ll put it back up!
Oh the shenanigans that would come from that…. I could imagine some sort of deal being struck over it ;P
…because sex is the best outcome?
Clearly Jordan excels at finding the most ridiculous tchotchkes he can, and bad movie posters (he’s got a whole 80s collection that makes Peter groan because he’s actually seen some of those movies in theater, and you’re making me feel so old).
You know most people think of the word weasel as a bad term, but have you ever looked at an actual weasel? Like, a real one?
it’s so cute!
Oh god I just can’t-
And let’s not forget that the average weasel is also roughly the size of a banana. Because it clearly wasn’t adorable enough already
slytherins dealing with house hate and discrimination and other students are still very prejudiced against them
slytherins trying to break their stereotypes of being dark wizards by spending long nights in the common room developing new defensive spells which they teach to the other houses
slytherins using their new spells on purist slytherins and encouraging them to stop spreading blood status shame
7th year slytherins slaving away trying to develop a shield spell strong enough to stop avada kedavera, finding ways to diminish the spell’s lethality, not entirelybut enough to stop it being a one hit kill
slytherins writing to ministry to approve their spells for use in magical law enforcement
slytherins becoming aurors (✿◠▽◠)
slytherins collaborating with the other houses and starting house equality clubs in order to work towards a more accepting school environment,
slytherins winning the house cup and receiving a round of applause because the whole school knows they deserve it (♥~▽~)
slytherins being treated like complex individuals rather than stereotyped bullies and dark wizards (✿◠‿◠)
Basically all the Captain America/Baccano! crossovers.
Past or present. Like I want Steve, and maybe Bucky, somehow meeting Firo and Ennis or the Gandors and finding out about immortality and just talking and maybe a little reminiscing and ugh.
I want Isaac and Miria to try and kidnap Steve so they can say they’ve stolen America and they’re just so nice and earnest about it (which is their default really) that he goes with them (cue major panic from everyone else when they discover he’s missing) and Isaac mangles another Chinese folktale but Steve doesn’t call him out on it.
I want Bucky’s only failed mission to have been killing one Felix Walken, and a few weeks after WS Claire stumbles across Bucky, who’s still kind of programmed and tries to attack Claire and beats him again and basically drags him home. “Hey look Chane it’s the guy who tried to kill me thirty/forty years ago! We should adopt him.” And Chane just can’t because Claire’s an idiot.
(And IDK how accurate it would actually be but I want little things like the Gandors or the Martillos hiring Steve & Bucky to be lookouts during prohibition and maybe they become friends with Firo, who’d be about their age, and just ugh)
I clearly have feels.
Also if there are crossovers let me know! I want to devour them with my eyes!